i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I can't turn off my feet"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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