I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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