Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Are these your boobs on my camera?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
