I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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