Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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