the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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