I need help removing her.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Rumble strips road head = magical
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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