i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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