Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Can Purell be used as lube?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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