Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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