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(909): View more from California

good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant

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(352): View more from Florida

Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

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(415): View more from California

what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance

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(712): View more from Iowa

i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.

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(214): View more from Texas

Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?

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(706): View more from Georgia

I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student

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