i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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