Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we're so committed to being not committed
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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