you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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