Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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