I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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