Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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