ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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