WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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