You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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