Jerry, you need to find god
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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