What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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