batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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