guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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