I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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