I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
COCAINE IS GR8
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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