addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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