dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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