those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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