You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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