Don't you send me to vm
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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