Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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