So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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