Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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