honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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