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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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