i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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