just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
