She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Acid is not a monday night drug
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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