NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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