I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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