oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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