It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Randomize
