she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He passed out mid-signature
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm bleeding and have questions
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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