went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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