But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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