So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
