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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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