I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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