Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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